I wish I was kidding.
A weird Russian cult has been attacking Darksiders 2 metacritic scores, exclusively for the PS3 version. Apparently these Russian gamers are being led by a video game reviewer by the name of Ansha Adbul, and seem to be completely disgusted by the quality of the PS3 port of the game.
After an assault of over 1,072 negative reviews, the user score for Darksiders 2 on the PS3 is now 0.8, a rather laughable number. To celebrate, Ansha Adbul posted a 20 minute video in Russian, celebrating the accomplishment of his maniacal followers:
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Here are some of the user reviews from the metacritic… the English ones anyway:
“The game is totally disgusting. Even Stalin wouldn’t play this joke of a game. Story line is for children garden, gameplay seen in GoW-like games 1000 times. Style is made by handicapped cretin. Only power of Biboran can save us from sony-blyadey! Ansha Abdul”
“Ansha-Abdul! Biboran, brothers! A most anticipated ame of century gone **** Who`s wrong? SONYBLYAD`s. And now u know what to do. Read Biboran! Ansha-Abdul! Kara Ve4na9!”
“PS3 **** **** pissing game, read the holy God-Sota Biboran Abdulov and you will be happy. Adept Abdul-belief. Church of Hell Abdulov. Anshan Abdul siblings.”
“It is not game! This was done by idiots for idiots. The technical level of the single player game for 2001. Do not play that **** do not feed Krivorukov developers. The existence of a PS3 that year does not develop a normal game for the PC. Ansha Abdul. Biboran.“
“Read the Biboran, Anscha Abdul brothers! Game is PedoStation **** for Japans **** i dont respect that worst GTA clone, because it look dumb and fight system doesnt work correctly.“
The cult is also attacking Sleeping Dogs, and Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition.
I didn’t think Darksiders 2 was that bad…