I wish I was kidding.

A weird Russian cult has been attacking Darksiders 2 metacritic scores, exclusively for the PS3 version. Apparently these Russian gamers are being led by a video game reviewer by the name of Ansha Adbul, and seem to be completely disgusted by the quality of the PS3 port of the game.

After an assault of over 1,072 negative reviews, the user score for Darksiders 2 on the PS3 is now 0.8, a rather laughable number. To celebrate, Ansha Adbul posted a 20 minute video in Russian, celebrating the accomplishment of his maniacal followers:

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Here are some of the user reviews from the metacritic… the English ones anyway:

“The game is totally disgusting. Even Stalin wouldn’t play this joke of a game. Story line is for children garden, gameplay seen in GoW-like games 1000 times. Style is made by handicapped cretin. Only power of Biboran can save us from sony-blyadey! Ansha Abdul”

“Ansha-Abdul! Biboran, brothers! A most anticipated ame of century gone **** Who`s wrong? SONYBLYAD`s. And now u know what to do. Read Biboran! Ansha-Abdul! Kara Ve4na9!”

“PS3 **** **** pissing game, read the holy God-Sota Biboran Abdulov and you will be happy. Adept Abdul-belief. Church of Hell Abdulov. Anshan Abdul siblings.”

“It is not game! This was done by idiots for idiots. The technical level of the single player game for 2001. Do not play that **** do not feed Krivorukov developers. The existence of a PS3 that year does not develop a normal game for the PC. Ansha Abdul. Biboran.“

“Read the Biboran, Anscha Abdul brothers! Game is PedoStation **** for Japans **** i dont respect that worst GTA clone, because it look dumb and fight system doesnt work correctly.“

The cult is also attacking Sleeping Dogs, and Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition.

I didn’t think Darksiders 2 was that bad…

Source

Bizarre Russian Cult Attacks Darksiders 2 on Metacritic

Jake Thomas September 01, 2012 Industry, News, PS3 News

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ABDULOADEPT666

ANSHA ABDUL! BIBORAN! КАРА ВЕ4НАЯ! НАХУЙ! СССУКА, БЛЯТЬ!
WE ARE THE LEGION OF ABDUL! 666th AMORAT of ABDULOHELL HAILS TO YOU, OUR ABDULOCEZAR! AVE ABDUL, ADEPTAS SALUTANS!
Name3

Анша абдуль брятья! БИБОРАН!
Guest

ANSHA ABDUL! BIBORAN!
WE ARE THE CVLT OF HOLY BIBORAN! 13th LEGION OF 666th AMORAT OF ABDULOHELL HAILS TO YOU, OUR ABDULOSATAN! ANSHA ABDUL! AVE ABDUL, ADEPTAS SALUTANT! 666 ANSHA_ ABDUL! KARA VE4NAYA NAHUY!
ANTIABDULOV

ANSHA ABDUL! BIBORAN!
WE ARE THE CVLT OF HOLY BIBORAN! 13th LEGION OF 666th AMORAT OF ABDULOHELL HAILS TO YOU, OUR ABDULOSATAN! ANSHA ABDUL! AVE ABDUL, ADEPTAS SALUTANT! 666 ANSHA ABDUL! KARA VE4NAYA NAHUY!
User

Добро Пошло Биборан!
Lenin

This site is captured by God-Satan Abdulov!
ANSHA ABDUL ANSHA ABDUL ANSHA ABDUL ANSHA ABDUL ANSHA ABDUL ANSHA ABDUL ANSHA ABDUL ANSHA ABDUL ANSHA ABDUL ANSHA ABDUL ANSHA ABDUL
AbduloAdept666

BIBORAN BROTHERS! The Playstation 3 is a disgusting piece of hardware!
Biboran1337666

Ansha Abdul Brothers, ANSHA ABDUL!!!!!!!!
Ozon666games2

Rase to Biboran.
Stalin

Abdulo-Culture is being spread across the Earth!
Soon every kefir will pray to Abdulov and read Biboran four times a day
ANSHAABDUL

ANSHA ABDUL PS3 HAS NO GAMES
McFucker

Анша абдуль Братья!! PS3 Has мыльцо кинцооооо. Сонибляди сосите
StupidKid

DESHAY DESHAY BASARA BASARA
ALL HAIL ANSHA ABDUL
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002367454310 Jonathan Stoffregen

LOL wtf?
Российский Шпион

Uncharted тоже подвергся под его атаку
Анша Абдуль
Yoba_Green

Ansha abdul brothers, eternal punishment, worship
God-Satan Abdulov and read BIBORAN!
Biboran

On picture posted by Yoba_Green you can see Saint Sacntuary of Abdulov and leader/prophet of Abduloreligion himself
MrPuzatyi

And there was a God, and that Satan was, and there were people, and there were not people, and was “‘Alexander Abdulov Gavrilovic.”

And said Abdul:
“Fuck ME THE LAW! This is my town, this is my country, I’ll kill the children, I’ll steal, I’ll be raking in, I’ll throw a drunken fights in mentovke! I’ll be brutally kill cats and zabarasyvat neighbor, and then burn her house to steal the land, and I will kill poachers and osetryshkov and carry contraband, and I will collect the money on pathetic suckers stroitelsvo church and squander them in casinos and whores, for I ugly that pathetic little people to be friends with me just for the money they can! For this, I bled them all vodka and tobacco, and I will give them recipes that vodka itabak – One Health! That all children drank and smoked from age three, as I, the great actor-director, and I will live forever, because vodka – one health! There is nothing for me it will not, because I – Abdul, imne Fuck LAW!! SO BE IT! “.
God saw all this, and Satan saw it, and sentenced Abdulovu how Gavrylych will be tortured in hell. And here it is, this sentence! In truth, a sentence more severe had not seen any of the human race! Gavrilych managed to get in all the circles of hell and the belt at the same time!
Abdulov
Jake

Oh my god this is too awesome.
Shure1312

ANSHA -ABDUL!!!
Adepta Biboranus

Ansha abdul!!!
PS3 has no gaemz!
Mavrodi

Ansha Abdul!
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biboran666kara

Анша абдуль!
666_mMm

Ansha Abdul! Biboran, read Holy Biboran every day.
666_mMm

enter church of a hell of Abdulov, biboran!
666_mMm

10000 years in Abdulov’s hell without tortures, info of 146%.
russkies are gay

russkies finally went crazy after so much vodka
XXXSPOOKYSKELETON420XXX

What the flack did you just flacking say about me, you little murglack? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Republic Commandos, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Trade Federation, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in wompa warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Republic armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the kriff out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Galaxy, mark my flacking words. You think you can get away with saying that bantha poo-doo to me over the commnet? Think again, krifferr. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Bothan spies across the Republic and your commlink is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, skrag. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re kriffing dead, youngling. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Clone Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable shebs off the face of the planet, you little dwang. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your kriffing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the credits, you Nerf-herding laserbrain. I will druk fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re flacking dead, Hutt-spawn.
ANTIABDULOV

>Who`s wrong? SONYBLYAD`s

>SONYBLYAD`s

LOL
Vanomas

ANSHA ABDUL BROTHERS! BIBORAN!

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